Ladies and gentalmen: Here he is, Dru Bolack!Okay, enough with the corny introductions already.
For those of you who don't know him, he used to work at the Student Center (usually in the Deli Bytes or the burger place), was my roomate during the '04-'05 school year, and is a pretty cool guy, even though we rip on him alot. For those of you who do know him, you already knew these things and can skip this paragraph.
Recently Dru bet me he would get a 4.0 this semester. Here's how it went down:
As I was waiting to for the class before my dynamicl systems class to be dismissed, I saw Dru and began talking to him. He told me that so far he hasn't missed a single class this semester -- a full week in, I should add. At that point, he bet me one U.S. dollar that he could get a 4.0 this semester (Click here to see his schedule). I called his bet, and raised him four more U.S. dollars to a whopping sum of five dollars seeing as one was too small of a bet. I'd definitely pay five big ones to see this happen. Hell, I'd pay more but then he may cheat by studying hard or something like that.
Knowing and hanging around Dru isn't all fun and games, there are risks involved. The most feared: Druitis. This disease causes one to become addicted to Diet Mountain Dew, m&m's, Super Nintendo emmulators, and skipping class more often than usual -- sometimes weeks at a time. You don't have to get Druitis from Dru, you can get it from anyone who has been exposed to him, or "carriers" as the medical world calls it. You may already have the disease, school is the only prevention. If you have the disease, you're royally boned as there is no cure. Druitis can subside and resurface at its leisure. Remember, you can still spread Druitis even if no symptoms are present!